It was going to take time,
effort, consistency and a whole lot of money to develop
the plan, but they were confident of the outcome.
Most of the players in the 2010 German soccer
squad were 9 and 10 years old when they were chosen for
the program.
12 years later, that team of youngsters
is cutting through all opposition like a hot knife through
butter.
Their team effort makes individual weapons like Messi, Ronaldo
and Kaka etc look like idiots.
Very good-looking idiots.
Gay idiots?
When they devised their plan, the Germans,
already known as a cold and calculating race, realised the
folly of untamed passion on the soccer field.
While the rest of the world allowed their players to grow
their hair – or add extensions- and develop an uncontrolled
passion for the game while pursuing superstar status, the
Germans were quietly going about developing a disciplined
team to conquer the world of soccer.
The result is becoming more and more obvious.
While the divas of the international soccer
arena are sexily fluttering around on the playing field,
flicking their hair and sporting their tattoos and jewellery,
showing great passion through facial expressions, lip-read
swear words and body language at the drop of a hat, not
to mention spitting on journalists, the Germans are very
efficiently and cold-bloodedly scoring goal after goal.
After the first round of the current tournament,
my head told me and anyone else who would listen ‘Germany
is going to win this World Cup.’
I of course followed my heart and proceeded
to support a string of consecutive losers.
Even now, I am hopeful that Uruguay, Spain
or even Holland will put the brakes on the German war machine.
But, in disgust,
my head is screaming ‘You crazy, stupid, romantic
fool!’ |
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