Wednesday 26 May 2010

SURPRISE! FRANCE’S FIRST LADY HAS TITTIES

Imagine that you were not only the heiress to a fortune created by an Italian tire company, but, at 19-years-old, a supermodel in your own right, earning $7.5-million a year working for Guess?, Christian Dior, Givenchy, Paco Rabanne, Christian Lacroix, Karl Lagerfeld, Yves Saint-Laurent, Chanel and Versace to name but few.

Imagine that the world was so in love with you that a photograph of you modelling a body-painted wool-knit dress sold or $91 000.

Honestly speaking, what sort of lifestyle would you lead? Would you, for example, date rock stars? Would you have sexual relations with more than one partner before getting married? Admittedly, if you had long-term vision - like 'what will people say twenty years from now' – it probably isn’t a good idea to make a public statement like ‘Monogamy bores me’ or go on national TV and describe - in four different languages - how to have sex. But what the hell, you are human – a very rich, famous, single and attractive human at that – and humans enjoy sex. Surely, Nicolas Sarkozy knew who she was when he married Carla Gilberta Bruni Tedeschi? Surely all of France and the whole world knew who she was? And this is her first marriage. Before this she was free and single.

So what's the big deal with this video clip and why does it suddenly make her less of First Lady?

 

   

I’m going to leave that there. At 5am this morning it was still available, but it has since been removed from youtube.

In the video, 28-year-old Carla (now 42) produces two international sex guides in seven languages from her bag. She speaks four of those languages – German, Italian, Spanish and English.
I am convinced that she was paid to show the books on TV.

When asked why she needed the books she responded. ‘Because we are travelling around the world meeting new people everyday and we must know what to tell them in case we get into bed with them.’

She then went on to translate in various languages ‘You get me very hot’, ‘Do you like my titties?’ and ‘Put your finger on my arse.’

I managed to salvage some stills from the video before it was removed.

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