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EASTERN FOOD BAZAAR
In September last year I visited the Eastern
Food Bazaar in Darling Street Cape Town.
I was utterly disappointed in the quality of the food and
the service, and of course wrote a scathing
review on the place.
10 months later, I received not one, but
two similar emails regarding the review.
I thought I would post one of them here.
But before I do that….
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I will soon be cooking at Don Pedros in
Woodstock, and one of my specialities in indeed Indian,
and especially North Indian cooking.
I am laying my cock on the block here people, but I can
promise you, although the fare will not be as cheap as at
EFB, it will be as close as you can get to the real thing.
And it will be far cheaper than Bukhara!
Here is the mail from Estelle,
unedited.
And so I went online to read the article about the Eastern
Food Bazaar, I was not surprised to see that there is somebody
else out there that shares my critique of the EFB. I remember
about 2 years ago when it opened. All my colleagues were
raving about this place that sold this amazing roti and
curry for a steal. So off I went to try this place, and
boy was I flipping disappointed. Ordered lamb curry with
roti. Went through the same flipping process. Stood in the
food queue and didn’t know what the bloody hell was
going on. Only as I was nearing the counter did I happen
to hear some people behind me tell someone else that they
should first go pay for their food and then join the queue
which I was already in. Why the hell does nobody tell you
there what the procedure is? So off I go to pay for the
food cos I now really want to see what all the hype is about.
So I get told the same story about the roti not being part
of the meal and that I can get it if I pay extra and so
on. So now I’m already starting to trip(I’m
actually swearing in my mind at this point, but I don’t
think he would’ve understood me). Anyway, I pay and
head back to join the food queue. So I get the roti and
the WATER curry with my roti…the spices are not even
cooked through, you can still taste the raw spices…the
meat was NOT LAMB, but BEEF, and so I argue with this dude
about the quality of the meat and he still has the cheek
to tell me, NO IT’S THE VERY BEST OF OUR LAMB! At
this point I want to tell him don’t talk K>K cos
I cook with lamb most of the time and this meat is chewy
and the curry is watery. No apologies, just take it or leave
it, but you are not getting your money back…AND SO
I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HYPE IS ABOUT AS I HAVE
VOWED NEVER EVER TO GO BACK TO THE E F B, COS THEIR FOOD
TASTE LIKE CRAP! AND DON’T FORGET THAT THEIR SERVICE
SUCKS TOO. Clearly the people that still go there either
have not had the same experience or they themselves don’t
know what good food tastes like…Do they know that
lamb comes from a lamb, that mutton comes from a sheep,
and that beef comes from a bull/steer(like in a male cow)?
I actually get heartburn when I see my colleagues eating
that yellowlike rice that is supposed to be breyani!
Regards,
Estelle
Kader
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