Friday 7 May 2010

KAK POES NAAI GETS YOU ON THE FRONT PAGE

I’m not sure exactly how many blogs are listed on Afrigator, but I have seen some blogs that are ranked like 9781 in Africa and 6447 in South Africa.
That means that there is a whole lot of blogs.

Getting your post listed on the front page of the ‘most popular posts’ on Afrigator is therefore no easy task.
I can understand that, because Afrigator is an aggregator for almost the entire African continent.
So, what do I write about to get on the front page?

It’s not rocket science.

Over the past few weeks, I have noticed that the most popular keywords that are virtually guaranteed to get you listed are Afrikaans swear words.

Kak, Poes, Fokken, Holhare, Naai, Piel, Zefgatte.
Add any of these words to your blog and you are guaranteed a stint on the front page of Afrigator’s ‘most popular posts.’

I am familiar with the Cape Colored wannabe gangster slang, but this breed of boerkie wannabe gangster is fairly New South Arica to me.
The ouks are even starting to incorporate words like ‘Ho$h’ and ‘Aweh’, and phrases like ‘my ma se kind’ in their lingo.
Gangsterr Bloggerrs?

Are the boerkies now aspiring to be Cape Flats Skollies?
Is that where the Rainbow Nation has taken Bellville?

Miniete Belville.
Norba die berge hulle sal val op my, ossal fortcha daa voor byrie plek jy hoor.
Jy sal hoor hoe bars jou pet my meisie kent.
En….norba jy sabela, maak wys hoe jy is my gazilam jy!

Freedom of Expression jy kry.
Ho$h!

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