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Monday 29 March 2010

GOD’S RESPONSE TO MY PROPOSAL

Dear Kader
Thank you for your proposal dated Tuesday 17th instant.

Your concept is a good one, but due to budgetary restraints, limitations in terms of available resources, and especially in light of the current economic climate, I am unfortunately not in a position to commit to the project at this stage.

Because of the underlying currents between the lines in your submission however, I feel that I owe you an explanation.

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When I created man there was only one of you, and I had created him in my own image.
Not that he looked like me, but I gave him all of my powers necessary for taking care of himself, including the ability to procreate – making him a procreant being capable of procreation, and thus a procreator if you catch my drift - with a view to inhabiting the Earth.
Granted, it could be said that my vision was short sighted at the time, but budgets and resources for this project had already been allocated back then, and there was just no way that I could have projected the current scenario.

There are now billions of you, and I am afraid that the issue cannot realistically be addressed by ‘simply taking away the freedom of choice thing completely’ as you propose.

It’s a pity that you had not sent me the proposal before I created Eve.
Back then it would have been easy and cost-effective to make the proposed changes, and I have no doubt that the result would have reflected positively on my corporate image, identity and product.

FYI, I do from time to time watch the news and I am well aware of the situation on Earth.
In fact, the alarm bells already started tolling when the simple guideline that I sent to Moses was dubbed ‘commandments’ and the entire vision so completely misinterpreted.

You see, I never intended to micro-manage man.
That’s why I gave him all those powers, and when I delegated the responsibility of managing the project to him, I was confident in his ability to do so.
After all, I had created him in my own image.

Once more, it is with regret that I have to inform you that I am not in a position to commit to a partnership with you in implementing your concept.

Your concern is appreciated and you have my full blessing to attempt the project on your own. You may quote me on that.
Personally though, I think nothing short of a total recall is necessary, but with my busy schedule I have no idea when, if ever, I will find the time to implement that.

In the meantime, going forward, should you have any further proposals, you are always welcome to submit them for my consideration.
Kind regards
G
PS. I would love to hear your thoughts on the global warming issue. This affects not just man, but the entire creation and I am keen to explore the options in addressing this problem. I may be able to scrape together some funds from my contingency budget for this project.

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