Anyway, here are ten thoughts that should
make you think, or at least smile.
But there are no guarantees. :-)
· How come stealing from one
book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research
· Man is the
only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a
next life. All other animals enjoy the luxury of not worrying
about it
· In this,
the late afternoon of my life, I wonder: Am I casting a
longer shadow or is my shadow casting a shorter me
· The only
Zen you can find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you
bring up there
· Do not walk
behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just
pretty much leave me the hell alone
· People who
say nothing is impossible should try gargling with their
mouths closed
· Depression
is merely anger without enthusiasm
· The best
way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes
· Before you
criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and
you have their shoes
· If you want
to make god laugh, tell him your future plans