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OUR COMRADE WHO ART IN HEAVEN
It is not often that I copy and paste somebody
else’s work on this site. Especially unedited.
But this article by The Point on iafrica is just too good
for me to resist the temptation for piracy.
To ease what’s left of my conscience,
but also because you simply have to read the whole article,
there is a link to it at the end of my post.
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‘First, a quick disclaimer: this
column may offend you. It is kind of the point. If you are
touchy about religion, politics, or the frightful marriage
of the two, The Point suggests you use the power of the
mouse and click away. Go on, there's a great story about
Kate Middleton's wedding dress on the lifestyle page. No
one will judge you.’
Thus commenceth The Point.
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Entitled
‘Zuma Be Thy Name’ the article reflects
on JZ’s offer of ‘complimentary tickets
to heaven’ and ‘the man who cooks
people’, and the various reactions and
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And then there is this prayer.
Our Comrade who art in
heaven,
Zuma be thy name.
Thy revolution come,
Thy will be done,
In Cape Town as it is in Nkandla.
Give us this day our monthly grant.
And forgive us our liberal tendencies,
As we forgive those who get tenders ahead of us.
And lead us not into capitalism,
But deliver us from Zille,
For thine is the country,
The power and the women,
For ever and ever.
Amandla
As I said above, you simply have to read
the entire
article.
Kader
Khan
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Monday
2 December 2010
BIZARRE RABBIT CRUSH FETISH:
People are weird. I know that. But just how weird they are never
ceases to amaze me. Disgust me.
I’m almost too disgusted to post this on my site.
Well, there is no reasonable point,
except maybe to further nurture and spread a healthy disgust
for how sick human beings are capable of being.
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Monday
22 November 2010
ANNI DEWANI – THE MOVIE
A brilliant suspense thriller is unfolding live in real time
on my laptop, and simultaneously across the globe.
British national Shrien Derwani, the
owner of British Healthcare company PSP Healthcare, marries
attractive engineer and part-time model Anni, of Ugandan and
Asian descent.
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Tuesday
6 July 2010
RECIPE FOR SEAFOOD PAELLA:
Before we rush into the kitchen to cook, let’s clear up
the pronunciation thing.
It is pronounced pah-el-ya, but the first L is pronounced in
a rather complicated way where the tongue does not actually
touch the pallet. So it sounds closer to pah-eh-ya.
Got it?
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Wednesday
10 February 2010
CANDICE BOUCHER IN PLAYBOY: South
African model Candice Boucher, the new ‘face’ of
Guess Jeans, has created quite stir when she was featured on
the cover of Playboy this month with an ‘Undressed in
Africa’ nude pictorial inside.
Playboy magazine no doubt appreciates the increased sales.
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Thursday
1 April 2010
CONFUSE THEIR TONGUES AND RULE:
I often bitch about the fact that we have eleven official languages
in SA, claiming that it a sure-fire way to ensure that we never
understand each other and a powerful deterrent to racial harmony
and a united nation.
I had no idea that Nelson Mandela and the ANC were simply following
a divine strategy to remain in power well into the future.
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Monday
6 February 2010
2OUENSVIBE: WORK IS A HOLIDAY.
LIVE THE SIDELINE: I emerged slowly, irritably,
from a troubled sleep, to the incessant beeping of my cellphone.
Seventeen ‘please call me’s’ from the angels
in Koeberg Road.
I knew instinctively what this meant.
TBG sighting!
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Tuesday
8 June 2010
THE ROOT OF THE DUMB BLONDE THEORY:
Curious as to the origin of the ‘Dumb
Blonde’ theory, I went on an online investigative rampage.
The explanation that makes the most sense has its roots in ancient
times. It also explains quite a few other popular theories about
blondes
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