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Tuesday 16 March 2010

PROPOSAL TO GOD

Dear God
With all due respect, I hope that You will not take this the wrong way, but I think it’s high time that someone had a word with You regarding The Creation.

I think it has become evident that things are not working out the way it was supposed to, unless of course this is all part of Your divine plan.
Somehow, I for one would be deeply disappointed if it is.

 

Have You checked the news lately?

Personally, I feel that giving us free choice was a huge, and may I add, easily rectifiable mistake.

I propose here that You enter into a JV with me to just take away the freedom of choice thing completely.
That way it would be guaranteed that we all choose the right thing and do things the right way.
Or is that not in line with Your corporate identity and vision?

I realise that it could be quite a mission, and that You may have to recall certain models for adjustments and hardware/software updates, like Toyota and them had to do, but in the long run I think it will be worth it.

There are many who share my view, and this emerging and fast-growing market transcends the traditional divides of race, sex, musical genres and income groups, but I am sure that you know this, so I am not going to waste your time with market surveys, petitions, and stuff.

Should You show an interest, I am in a position to offer You the usual benefits of naming rights, logos on flyers and posters, branding on all pre-launch marketing material (print media and electronic) and in-house brand building opportunities.

Association with this concept also presents an ideal platform for emotive and associative marketing, to an ideal and receptive market.

Needless to say, this will ultimately lead to increased sales of Your products.

I trust that You will recognise the opportunity as outlined above, and look forward to Your speedy and positive response.

Thank You.

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