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Friday 29 April 2011
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WOMEN CONFUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME

Have you ever had a stunning woman smile and come up to chat to you like she knows you, but you don’t have a clue who she is?
This has happened to me a few times.

At first I thought it was because I meet so many people that I can’t remember them all.
But come on.
Surely I would remember beautiful women?

For a while I put it down to my failing eyesight.
But now I have specs and it still happens.

The funny thing is that it does not often happen with guys.

When 27-year-old Johannesburg-based Tanya De Lange submitted her pics to Yummie, it all became clear.

Women are masters of disguise.
How on earth am I supposed to recognise them when they are constantly changing their hair colour and style. They wear make-up that completely transforms their faces and sometimes they even change their eye colour?

For example:

If you met Tanya at an outrageous party one night, while intelligent lighting was playing tricks with your eyes…..
Would you recognise her at the luncheon three weeks later?

Tanya’s profile is just as diverse.
She works as a full time Senior Art Director at Young and Rubicam and has won a couple of awards and a lot of pitches.

As a hobby - when she has the time - she does fitness training, modelling and fashion shows.

As if that is not enough, Tanya is working on launching her ‘still too secret’ clothing brand, and is writing a book ‘to inspire, motivate and empower women.’

In the long term she hopes to use her experience to start her own label and fashion magazine.

As you can see, Tanya has the gusto to achieve all her dreams, and is probably one lady it would not be wise to cross.

She loves extreme stuff, and extreme shoots.
But I suspect that in real life she is not really the woman in this pic.

It’s been a while since I posted a feature babe gallery, so feast your eyes on Tanya de Lange!

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