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Tuesday 3 May 2011
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OBAMA AND OSAMA

According to some reports, Osama’s body was dumped in the ocean by the Navy Seals some thirty minutes after Obama made the announcement that his almost namesake had been killed.

And so starts the global speculation, and loads and loads of mankind’s bullshit.

Question:
The whole world wants to see the dead body of the most wanted terrorist in the west, even if it is just to prove that he is really dead. Why then dump the body in the ocean.

Retort:
His body was dumped in the ocean so that there would be no definitive location for the final resting place for the body that his followers could turn into a shrine.

Retort two:
By the same token you are depriving ordinary Americans of a shrine to piss on.

Question:
Couldn’t you have done that after proving to the world that he is really dead?

Retort:
Islam demands that the body be buried before the time of the next daily prayer.

Question:
Is it common Islamic practice to bury people at sea?

Retort:
ABC’s Zunaira Zaki reports, the body would be washed by Muslim men and buried as soon as possible, usually by the next prayer (Muslims pray five times a day), although there may be delays under certain circumstances (for autopsies, for example). The body is usually buried in a simple white sheet — whether buried in the ground, or at sea.

Question:
But is it normal practice to take bodies from the land to dump it in the sea?

Retort:
Next question!

Question:
So how do we know that it really was Osama?

Retort:
Facial recognition software was used to identify the corpse, but DNA samples have been collected for more thorough testing.

Question:
So what you are saying is that you are not absolutely sure that it was in fact Osama?

Retort:
It’s something we take seriously and therefore it’s being handled in an appropriate manner.

There you have it.
The only thing that is true beyond reasonable doubt is that Obama announced that Osama had been killed.
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