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YOU ANC’N NOTHING YET
Local elections are upon us, and political
parties are in a mud-slinging frenzy to gain votes.
ANC spokesperson Jackson Mthembu claims
that the DA paid Ntobikayesi Lugalo, ‘a poor community
member, to peddle lies’ in the DA television
ad ahead of the local government elections on Wednesday.
In the advert Lugalo claims that the DA
delivered electricity to her shack.
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Mthembu said that the woman's house had
not been electrified, as implied in the advert, and that
she still used candles and paraffin.
But then he goes on to say ‘Faced
with the embarrassing consequence of its fictional advert,
the DA moved swiftly to provide an illegal electricity connection
to Lugalo's shack.’
So let me get this straight.
The DA provided an illegal electricity connection to Lugalo’s
shack, but she is still using candles and paraffin.
Alternately, the DA saw or heard that Mthembu
had visited Lugalo’s shack and witnessed that she
did not have electricity, and then moved swiftly to supply
her with an unsafe and illegal connection that she now uses.
Mthembu also states that any service delivery
to Tambo Square, including electricity, was delivered while
the ANC was in power in Cape Town.
The DA insists that they delivered electricity
to every plot in Tambo Square in 2006.
So why does Lugalo not have electricity?
Or does she?
In
the meantime, our smiling president, who appears more
and more detached from the whole ‘ruling party’
thing, and who now has a twitter account and has probably
also learnt textese, promises us that ‘The
ANC will bring about change LOL.’ |
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Monday
2 December 2010
BIZARRE RABBIT CRUSH FETISH:
People are weird. I know that. But just how weird they are never
ceases to amaze me. Disgust me.
I’m almost too disgusted to post this on my site.
Well, there is no reasonable point,
except maybe to further nurture and spread a healthy disgust
for how sick human beings are capable of being.
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Monday
22 November 2010
ANNI DEWANI – THE MOVIE
A brilliant suspense thriller is unfolding live in real time
on my laptop, and simultaneously across the globe.
British national Shrien Derwani, the
owner of British Healthcare company PSP Healthcare, marries
attractive engineer and part-time model Anni, of Ugandan and
Asian descent.
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Tuesday
6 July 2010
RECIPE FOR SEAFOOD PAELLA:
Before we rush into the kitchen to cook, let’s clear up
the pronunciation thing.
It is pronounced pah-el-ya, but the first L is pronounced in
a rather complicated way where the tongue does not actually
touch the pallet. So it sounds closer to pah-eh-ya.
Got it?
Let’s
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Wednesday
10 February 2010
CANDICE BOUCHER IN PLAYBOY: South
African model Candice Boucher, the new ‘face’ of
Guess Jeans, has created quite stir when she was featured on
the cover of Playboy this month with an ‘Undressed in
Africa’ nude pictorial inside.
Playboy magazine no doubt appreciates the increased sales.
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Thursday
1 April 2010
CONFUSE THEIR TONGUES AND RULE:
I often bitch about the fact that we have eleven official languages
in SA, claiming that it a sure-fire way to ensure that we never
understand each other and a powerful deterrent to racial harmony
and a united nation.
I had no idea that Nelson Mandela and the ANC were simply following
a divine strategy to remain in power well into the future.
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Monday
6 February 2010
2OUENSVIBE: WORK IS A HOLIDAY.
LIVE THE SIDELINE: I emerged slowly, irritably,
from a troubled sleep, to the incessant beeping of my cellphone.
Seventeen ‘please call me’s’ from the angels
in Koeberg Road.
I knew instinctively what this meant.
TBG sighting!
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Tuesday
8 June 2010
THE ROOT OF THE DUMB BLONDE THEORY:
Curious as to the origin of the ‘Dumb
Blonde’ theory, I went on an online investigative rampage.
The explanation that makes the most sense has its roots in ancient
times. It also explains quite a few other popular theories about
blondes
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