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THINGS AND STUFF THAT BAFFLES ME
I pride myself on knowing a lot of things
and stuff, but there are just as many things and stuff that
I just can’t figure out.
And often I spend my time wondering, sometimes
aloud.
Like for example:
Who was the first guy who looked at a cow and decided to
pull on those dangling things and drink whatever comes out?
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Turns out there are lots of people wondering
about lots of things and stuff.
Here is a list from the interr-web
I WONDER…….
Is there another word for synonym?
Why they report power outages on TV?
Why the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
the same tune?
Why you just tried to sing both songs?
Why you don’t see the headline: "Psychic wins
lotto"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back
to?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?
Why are you IN a movie, but
you are ON TV?
Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
Why is the person that invests all your money called a broker?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material
used for the indestructible black box ?
Why we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a
suitcase?
If you’re born again, do you have two belly buttons?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why is a 'W' a 'Double-U' and not a 'Double-V'?
Why is it when I’m sad…Oops. That’s a
Garth Taylor song.
Kader
Khan
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Monday
2 December 2010
BIZARRE RABBIT CRUSH FETISH:
People are weird. I know that. But just how weird they are never
ceases to amaze me. Disgust me.
I’m almost too disgusted to post this on my site.
Well, there is no reasonable point,
except maybe to further nurture and spread a healthy disgust
for how sick human beings are capable of being.
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Monday
22 November 2010
ANNI DEWANI – THE MOVIE
A brilliant suspense thriller is unfolding live in real time
on my laptop, and simultaneously across the globe.
British national Shrien Derwani, the
owner of British Healthcare company PSP Healthcare, marries
attractive engineer and part-time model Anni, of Ugandan and
Asian descent.
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Tuesday
6 July 2010
RECIPE FOR SEAFOOD PAELLA:
Before we rush into the kitchen to cook, let’s clear up
the pronunciation thing.
It is pronounced pah-el-ya, but the first L is pronounced in
a rather complicated way where the tongue does not actually
touch the pallet. So it sounds closer to pah-eh-ya.
Got it?
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Wednesday
10 February 2010
CANDICE BOUCHER IN PLAYBOY: South
African model Candice Boucher, the new ‘face’ of
Guess Jeans, has created quite stir when she was featured on
the cover of Playboy this month with an ‘Undressed in
Africa’ nude pictorial inside.
Playboy magazine no doubt appreciates the increased sales.
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Thursday
1 April 2010
CONFUSE THEIR TONGUES AND RULE:
I often bitch about the fact that we have eleven official languages
in SA, claiming that it a sure-fire way to ensure that we never
understand each other and a powerful deterrent to racial harmony
and a united nation.
I had no idea that Nelson Mandela and the ANC were simply following
a divine strategy to remain in power well into the future.
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Monday
6 February 2010
2OUENSVIBE: WORK IS A HOLIDAY.
LIVE THE SIDELINE: I emerged slowly, irritably,
from a troubled sleep, to the incessant beeping of my cellphone.
Seventeen ‘please call me’s’ from the angels
in Koeberg Road.
I knew instinctively what this meant.
TBG sighting!
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Tuesday
8 June 2010
THE ROOT OF THE DUMB BLONDE THEORY:
Curious as to the origin of the ‘Dumb
Blonde’ theory, I went on an online investigative rampage.
The explanation that makes the most sense has its roots in ancient
times. It also explains quite a few other popular theories about
blondes
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