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WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS
Most of us experience days, weeks, months,
even years when everything we do seems to fail.
And, it usually leaves us depressed.
So when one goes through such a period,
how do we deal with it.
Is there expert help out there?
Sure there is.
But, in the state that you are in, expert
advice is pretty useless.
Most of it is pretty useless, period.
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One such expert, I won’t mention names,
lists ‘Reward yourself’ as one of his mechanisms
for dealing with life’s downs.
And as an example he recommends…..
Find the nearest small airport
and ask the airport manager about buying a pilot for a day
package. The thrill and exhilaration of flight is a sure
way to clean out the mental clutter.
For fok’s sake man. Who the hell do
you think you are talking to?
Oprah?
Did you not hear what I said?
If I could afford to hire a damn plane for a day I doubt
very much whether I would be depressed in the first place.
FFS!!!!!!!!
Anyway, I did find some useful advice.
Maybe next time when it seems that everything is going wrong
in your life this might help you too.
When all else fails….
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Sell sex
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There’s always delusion
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Stop using ‘all else’
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Complicate matters
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Start running like Forest Gump
· Use
fire
· Read
the instructions
· Try
to fail
And finally, the best advice as far as I
am concerned….
Kader
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Monday
2 December 2010
BIZARRE RABBIT CRUSH FETISH:
People are weird. I know that. But just how weird they are never
ceases to amaze me. Disgust me.
I’m almost too disgusted to post this on my site.
Well, there is no reasonable point,
except maybe to further nurture and spread a healthy disgust
for how sick human beings are capable of being.
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Monday
22 November 2010
ANNI DEWANI – THE MOVIE
A brilliant suspense thriller is unfolding live in real time
on my laptop, and simultaneously across the globe.
British national Shrien Derwani, the
owner of British Healthcare company PSP Healthcare, marries
attractive engineer and part-time model Anni, of Ugandan and
Asian descent.
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Tuesday
6 July 2010
RECIPE FOR SEAFOOD PAELLA:
Before we rush into the kitchen to cook, let’s clear up
the pronunciation thing.
It is pronounced pah-el-ya, but the first L is pronounced in
a rather complicated way where the tongue does not actually
touch the pallet. So it sounds closer to pah-eh-ya.
Got it?
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Wednesday
10 February 2010
CANDICE BOUCHER IN PLAYBOY: South
African model Candice Boucher, the new ‘face’ of
Guess Jeans, has created quite stir when she was featured on
the cover of Playboy this month with an ‘Undressed in
Africa’ nude pictorial inside.
Playboy magazine no doubt appreciates the increased sales.
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Thursday
1 April 2010
CONFUSE THEIR TONGUES AND RULE:
I often bitch about the fact that we have eleven official languages
in SA, claiming that it a sure-fire way to ensure that we never
understand each other and a powerful deterrent to racial harmony
and a united nation.
I had no idea that Nelson Mandela and the ANC were simply following
a divine strategy to remain in power well into the future.
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Monday
6 February 2010
2OUENSVIBE: WORK IS A HOLIDAY.
LIVE THE SIDELINE: I emerged slowly, irritably,
from a troubled sleep, to the incessant beeping of my cellphone.
Seventeen ‘please call me’s’ from the angels
in Koeberg Road.
I knew instinctively what this meant.
TBG sighting!
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Tuesday
8 June 2010
THE ROOT OF THE DUMB BLONDE THEORY:
Curious as to the origin of the ‘Dumb
Blonde’ theory, I went on an online investigative rampage.
The explanation that makes the most sense has its roots in ancient
times. It also explains quite a few other popular theories about
blondes
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