When I read this article I immediately
recognized the potential for a ground-breaking,
earth-shattering scoop for Yummie.
I instinctively knew that there was more to the
report than meets the eye, and that inadequate journalists
had, as usual, been too lazy to dig for the truth.
It seems that construction workers in Vienna ran
away when a naked blonde approached them, asking
“Who wants me?’
All construction workers are reputed to
be proverbial dogs that are notorious for interfering
with attractive women who happen to pass by their work
site.
Why then, did this lot run when approached by a naked
blonde who was obviously inviting sex?
Police spokesperson Mario Hejl could only
comment "It turned out no-one wanted her.’
I immediately contacted our Austrian counterpart
Jammie Leefstyl, who promptly dispatched a crack team
of erforschend journalisten to erforsch.
Unfortunately, the woman had been detained
and put under a doctor’s care, but the team managed
to track down most of the construction workers.
These workers were still in severe shock, and their descriptions
of the perpetrator are conflicting.
They all agree though, that ‘We just ran and hid
until the police got here.’
Some of the workers were in fact still in hiding and could
not be traced by our erforschend team.
From the conflicting descriptions, the erforschend journalisten
did however manage to positively identify four prime suspects.
