Friday 4 June 2010

NUDE CLEANING SERVICES

Times are tough, and in order to survive, small businesses have to pull out all the stops and get creative if they want to survive.

Kia Carroll runs a ‘cleaning agency’ in Omaha, Nebraska, and like all other small businesses, she was struggling to make ends meet.

She found that mostly guys living alone made use of her services.
She also learnt the hard way that these guys only used the service when it was absolutely necessary, like once month, when the place was a pigsty.

One day, desperate to improve business, Kia sat down and did a swot analysis on her service.
When she came to ‘opportunities’, and she took into consideration her tiny, mostly single guy client base, a light bulb flashed.

Voila!
Kia’s latest offering?
Nude Cleaning Services!
$300 for ‘full service’ cleaning.
Business is booming, with guys now having their apartments cleaned at least once a week!!

Carroll admits that some of her cleaners are dancers and things are ‘bound to happen’ between clients and cleaner, but she insists that she is running a strictly ‘there to clean’ business.

According to a television report, the Omaha city prosecutor said that the company could be in violation of Nebraska's prostitution laws if it is simply a pretence for prostitution.
He added that nude performances for pay might also be in violation of the state’s obscenity laws.

Kia says if she's operating outside the law, she'll change her business strategy - but in the meantime will carry on trying to make a living!

Kader Khan