WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX

Valentine’s Day is around the corner. I have previously done the ‘origin’ ‘history’ and ‘meaning’ articles, so I was not going to bother with another Valentine’s Day article.

Then I received an email from Tin Can PR, a division of Saatchi and Saatchi I believe, suggesting an article on ‘chocolates and sex’ for Valentines.

I will do that article later this week.
While researching this phenomenon I discovered some interesting babble.
Whether scientifically proven, steeped in custom, lodged in the psyche or just plain myth, the belief that chocolate can enhance the sex life of the female species is rife.

In fact, some women profess that ‘Chocolate is better than sex.’

Here are 20 reasons why:

1. Good chocolate is easy to find
2. You can have chocolate any time of the month
3. Chocolate doesn’t get you pregnant
4. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it
5. You can have chocolate in front of your parents
6. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft
7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names
8. You can have chocolate with little kids and not go to jail
9. "If you love me you’d swallow" has real meaning with chocolate
10. If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate does not mind
11. Buying chocolate does not give you a bad conscience
12. Selling chocolate does not give you a bad reputation
13. It’s easy to find 8"of chocolate
14. You don’t have to beg for chocolate
15. Rumours that you are a promiscuous slut won't spread if you have a different chocolate every day
16. It does not matter if the neighbour finds out that that you enjoy swapping chocolates with your friends.
17. It’s easy to find 8” of chocolate
18. An empty chocolate box won't mind if you want to cuddle all night long
19. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving
20. You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk OK on Monday

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