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Wednesday 13 January 2010

TIGER WOODS IN CAPE TOWN

A number of international sources suggest that Tiger Woods is staying
in Cape Town until the media storm passes, and several people claim to
have spotted him.

Staff at the elite Montrose Place in Bishopscourt, where Woods is
rumoured to be undergoing treatment for sex addiction, would/could
not comment.
According to them ‘Montrose Place is a reputable facility and no
matter what the circumstances no patient names would ever be revealed.'

Now…..sex addiction.

Is this a new disease?

I have heard of nymphomaniacs and sex maniacs, but sex addicts?

Jack Nicholson admits to having had sex with some 700 women, but we
don’t see the media branding him as a sex addict. Some rock stars
claim to have slept with thousands of women, but no one calls them sex
addicts.
Sex maniacs maybe, but not sex addicts.

While all men are probably not sex addicts, all men, unless thay are
gay, will forever be attracted to beautiful women .
Those who claim that they ‘admire but will not pursue’ simply
don’t have the balls. Pun intended.

When it comes to attractive members of the opposite sex, admire is a
coward’s way of expressing desire. Remember the fear of rejection article?

Because the beautiful women of the world are not normally mutually
attracted to every Dick Tom and Harry. Did I say Dick?

But Tiger Woods is a handsome man. He is famous and he is worth more
than a billion dollars. We all know how attractive that can be to
beautiful women.

And to top it all off…his name!

Just so btw - the above pic is an optical illusion

Every woman dreams of having a tiger in her pants.
Did I mention Wood?

Well, recovery from any addiction requires abstinence.
Forever.
One day at a time. 'My name is Tiger Woods and I am a sex addict in remission.'
Good luck Tiger.
And remember ‘Once an addict, Always an addict.’ Hee Hee

Oh…and if you haven’t figured it out, you can click on the pic to see what it really is

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