Dance like no one’s going
to put it on YouTube.
Dentists’ waiting rooms needs some
music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in
the middle of the room. And a free bar. And a buffet.
I decided to burn lots of calories today
so I set a fat kid on fire
If guys had periods, they’d brag about
the size of their tampons
Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦
to reveal today’s status.
Alcohol does NOT make you fat…it makes
you lean…against tables, chairs, walls, and ….ugly
people!!!
I think my neighbour just caught me stealing
his Wi-Fi internet.
I’m forcing my dog to
learn how to Google
I hope my boss never finds out that after
Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
Hi, my name is Damimeve. The ‘mime’
is silent.
I wonder if you can grow marijuana on Farmville
then sell it on Mafia Wars
Going to McDonalds for salad is like going
to a prostitute for a hug
Sometimes your knight in shinning armour
is just an idiot wrapped in tinfoil.
If women ruled the world there would be
no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to
each other!!!!
