EXTREME NECROPHILIA FOR THE SUPER RICH I often wonder why the super-rich is so obsessed with money. Surely there must be a point where one has accumulated enough money to live the rest of your life in luxury, and ensure that your love ones will be able to do the same after you pass? Like maybe $500million? What, for instance, will Oprah do with $1.5-billion. She doesn’t even have any loved ones to leave it to – well except her dogs.

But Oprah is small fry compared to the Bill Gates’ ($40-billion) and Warren Buffet’s ($37-billion) of this world.

What, I often wonder, will they do with all that money?

I found the answer today.
They invest in extreme necrophilia.
Extreme necrophilia, which incidentally I just invented, is when you make love to a corpse when you are also dead!

Someone in the world has just paid $4.6miliion for the right to be buried on top of Marilyn Monroe.

The crypt was owned by Monroe's ex-husband Joe Di Maggio who later sold it to entrepreneur Richard Poncher, who was buried in the tomb 23 years ago at the age of 81. His widow Elise Poncher put the tomb up for sale so she could pay off the $1.6m mortgage on her Beverley Hills house. "Here is a once in a lifetime and into eternity opportunity to spend your eternal days directly above Marilyn Monroe," Poncher's eBay ad stated. "In fact the person occupying the address right now is laying face down on her."

Kader Khan
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