AN UNBIASED RACIST There are many black people that I cannot stand. I hate it when they are arrogant. I hate it when they talk about me loudly to their colleagues, making no bones about the fact that they are ridiculing me, and I absolutely can’t stand this dancing when you are upset business. There are even more coloured people that I can’t stand.

I hate it when the youngsters talk loudly to each other in the mall in their despicable attempt at prison slang. I hate it when they get drunk and have loud fights with more joumasepoesjounai-ing than action, and I can’t stand their habit of saying ‘yor.’

I also hate whites that think that they are superior to everyone else because their skins are white, they don’t talk about me in foreign languages, they mostly disagree in civilised tones and they don’t toyi-toyi when they are angry.

As for Indians, Chinese, Portuguese and all the other South Africans from diverse backgrounds……………..

I cannot deny that I discriminate against these groups, and the fact that there are many blacks, whites, coloureds, Indians etc that I have absolutely no problem with does not take away from the fact.

In South Africa, when one talks about blacks, coloureds and whites, we are talking about race.
That means that I am a racist.

Well, at least I am an unbiased one.

Kader Khan
Editor
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