Friday 16 April 2010

MADIBA IN HELL

One fine day, 26 January 2020 to be exact, Madiba, Vladimir Putin and Queen Elizabeth are all sitting in hell.

It’s happy hour and all those who can afford it are allowed one unlimited phone call to Earth.

The Queen picks up the hotline – no pun intended – and calls Buckingham Palace.

 

She speaks for about 30 minutes and afterwards Lu gives her an invoice for a million pounds.
Without complaining Lizzie writes the devil a cheque.

Next Vladimir calls Moscow and speaks for about an hour.
Lu hands him an invoice for fifty million rubles and Vlads pays Diablo without complaining.

Madiba then calls Qunu village near Mtata and speaks for four hours.
When he hangs up Satan hands him an invoice for R72.00.

‘Nyet!’ exclaims Vlads.
‘Eh?” enquires Queenie..

Lu explains.
Since Madiba stepped down South Africa has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.

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