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ALL ABOUT SWINE FLU - Thursday 30 April 2009

The whole world is abuzz with Swine Flu.
There is talk of a worldwide pandemic, hundreds of fatalities, schools and universities closing and public events being cancelled.
So what the heck is this swine flu?

Firstly, pigs are prone to the flu virus.
They have been getting the flu for eons, and although they are also vulnerable to human flu, they have long had their very own variety, hence swine flu.
People who work with swine, especially people with intense exposures, are at risk of catching swine influenza if the swine carry a strain able to infect humans. However, these strains rarely are able to pass from human to human.

The reason why medical science has not been able to find a cure for the flu virus is because this is a very tricky virus hell bent on survival.
The flu virus constantly changes form to elude the protective antibodies that the human body develops in response to previous exposure to influenza, and to flu vaccines.
Every two years the virus undergoes minor changes, and then, every ten years or so, when the bulk of the human race has developed some level of resistance to these minor changes, it undergoes a major change.


The 2009 Swine Flu is believed to have mutated in pigs from three different flu viruses, namely human, swine and avian flu.

The only deaths directly attributed to the virus were in Mexico, and the World Health Organisation says that there have only been seven deaths directly linked to the virus. They claim that the media reports of hundreds of deaths are false.
Most people affected by the virus experience only mild symptoms and recover completely.

The reason why this virus is being regarded as extremely dangerous is that in 1918-1919 as similar mutation called Spanish Flu caused a devastating pandemic that killed over 50-million people worldwide.

Then, in 1957, the Asian flu pandemic infected some 45 million Americans and killed 70,000. Eleven years later, lasting from 1968 to 1969, the the Hong Kong Flu pandemic afflicted 50 million Americans and caused 33,000 deaths.

This is also the first time that a mutant of Swine Flu has been able to spread easily and widely from human to human.

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FUN AND GAMES IN STORE FOR WESTERN CAPE - Wednesday 29 April 2009

The DA, with Helen Zille at its helm is set to rule in the Western Cape and if nothing else, it seems like we can look forward to some amusing political fun and games over the next five years.

Although the ANC claims otherwise, they did rush through legislation before the elections that virtually gives the national government the power to thwart any opposition local government.

The ANC claims that the amendments to the Constitution 17 bill was a bid by government to speed up plans to create six regional electricity distributors and remove delivery deadlocks.

Zille on the other hand implies that the bill’s wording allows it a broader scope, enabling national government to limit the executive authority of municipalities in respect of local government matters.

‘This will enable a centralised ANC to severely limit the mandate of elected local government, especially where the ANC does not govern and where local authorities legitimately refuse to implement ANC policies,’ she said.
"This includes electricity and gas reticulation, water and sanitation, fire-fighting, refuse removal, waste disposal, markets, municipal roads and cleansing."

Helen Zille does not come across as someone who will allow herself to be bullied, and the fact that the ANC lied by denying any knowledge of amendments to the bill when it was questioned before the elections, spells political fun and games in store for the Western Cape.

Jessie Duarte’s decidedly schoolgirl statement after the elections, when all she could come up with was 'If we could venture one criticism of the DA we think they're very good at instilling a gevaar [danger, or fear-mongering] notion but not actually building a nation. You can't build a nation on threats. Reconciling people is not their biggest strength,' adds an interesting dimension.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD - Tuesday 28 April 2009

This is not rocket science.
As far as I know, it’s a trick question that I heard for the first time when I was about five years old. The answer of course is ‘To get to the other side.’
Small things amuse small minds.

But, if you Google the question you get all kinds of philosophical, technical, scientific and even religious debates around the question.
Come on people.
Don’t confuse the question with ‘What came first, the chicken or the egg?’
Now that is grounds for all sorts of debate.

Anyway, here are some quirky speculative answers from well-known figures.
Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Thomas de Torquemada:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

The Bible:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Darwin:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

O.J. Simpson:
It didn't. I was playing golf with the chicken at the time.

Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?

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LIFE UNDER A CORRUPT LEADER

The country was ‘reborn’ during 1992 – 1994, and the republic is now fifteen years old, having undergone a major political reconstruction.
Newspapers and magazines are sued for any negative reports on the country’s leader, and cartoonists are fired for depicting him in a bad light.
The country is battling political corruption, but its leader managed to pass legislation that grants a ‘sitting’ president, (himself) immunity from prosecution for charges of corruption, bribery and fraud.

WELCOME TO ITALY!

Italy’s head of state, Silvio Berlusconi is a real estate and insurance tycoon, bank and media proprietor and sports team owner. (AC Milan).
According to Forbes Magazine, he is the third richest person in Italy with personal assets worth $9.4-billion.

He is also the second longest-serving Italian head of state, having held the position on three separate occasions since 1994., and the longest-serving current leader of a G8 country.

In 1994, a mere three-months after launching his Forza Italia party, he was elected Prime Minister.
In order to win the election in 1994, he shrewdly formed two separate electoral alliances with parties that were not alligned to each other.

He then launched a massive campaign of electoral advertisements on his own three TV networks, promising to create one million more jobs, and subsequently won the elections.

Silvio Berlusconi and Wife Veronica

Silvio Berlusconi with second wife Veronica

Silvio Berlusconi has an extensive record of criminal trial and allegations, including mafia collusion, false accounting, tax fraud, corruption and bribery of police officers and judges, and exploiting prostitutes.

Berlusconi has been tried in Italian courts in 12 cases.
In all but one, he was either acquitted by a court of first instance or on appeal, or when proceedings came to a halt because the statute of limitations had expired as a result of his defence team’s delay tactics, or because of changes in the law, in some cases promoted by his very government.

And here you thought I was talking JZ.

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MILITANT ACTION AGAINST FLAME-GRILLED CHICKENS - Thursday 23 April 2009

When I first saw the ad, I thought it was Julius Malema.
Then, when he correctly worked out the change for a meal costing R33.95 when paying with R40 and R100 respectively, I realized that it was not really Malema, but indeed a caricature (is that the correct word?) that resembled The Ju.
There is no way in hell that The Real Ju would be able to calculate R6.05 and R66.05 off the cuff, just like that. No way.

He should have let things be. It was good for his image. It would have stopped in the tracks any future remarks about his grades at school.

In fact, I think that The Ju probably would have left it at that.
According to initial media reports he did say that he was not offended in the least.

But, being a comrade in training, the ANCYL president has to take his cue from the head honcho, and the head honcho knows better than to let the opportunity to make a fast buck pass him by.
The head honcho is suing everybody left right and center, including Zapiro.
Oh yes, the head honcho knows that portraying political leaders as cartoons spells money.

But The Ju, not surprisingly, did not get the whole picture and as usual opened his mouth before he grasped the money/mouth concept. Put your mouth where the money is Juju. Bad Juju.

And, as usual, the youth league threatened ‘militant action’ against all flame-grilled chickens if the ad was not withdrawn immediately.
Because they don’t really have any experience with such ‘militant action,’ their spokesperson could only respond with ‘You will see it when it happens’ when asked what they meant by militant action.

Anyway, I am sure that Jacob will instruct Gwede to commission a committee to form a special task force to investigate the possibilities of explaining to Bad Juju that he is supposed to sue Nando’s for money.

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DO I VOTE WITH MY HEAD OR MY HEART - Wednesday 22 April 2009

It’s Tuesday evening, 21 April, the eve of the fourth general elections in South Africa and I am pondering the outcome and the fate of South Africa into the future.

My heart is hopeful that the ANC will not again win a two-thirds majority, and that we will at least have a strong opposition party in government.

My head is saying ‘Don’t be silly.’

My head says that the majority of voters in South Africa have an emotive bond with the ANC that has developed over many years.
This emotive bond has its roots in the honourable party that fought selflessly to gain freedom for the oppressed people of South Africa.
It is rooted in people like Nelson Mandela, Oliver Tambo, Govan Mbeki, and their comrades that sacrificed their freedom, and their lives, in the struggle against apartheid.

The seed of this bond was planted way back when John Dube formed the South African Native National Congress (SANNC) on 8 January 1912. Eleven years later it became the ANC.

I am afraid that 15 years of non-delivery and 8 years of publicized corruption is not enough to even dent this bond.

My head tells me that this is democracy, and it is right that the people choose their own leaders.
My heart tells me that there is a flaw in the concept of democracy.
My heart tells tells me that democrary grants a license to corrupt individuals and parties to exploit the masses in order to further their own selfish needs.

My head and my heart both agree that I am not able to fix this thing by tomorrow.

Then, in the distance, my soul hears Barack Obama chanting ‘Yes we can.’

I am hopeful.

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A CURE FOR BLINDNESS AND PARALYSIS - Tuesday 21 April 2009

By chance I found myself watching the 1996 movie Extreme Measures on telly over the weekend.
Gene Hackman plays Dr Myrick, who performs spinal experiments on homeless people, in his quest to develop a technology that will reproduce cells and in this way cure paralysis.
I have no idea whether the movie was based on fact.

Maybe its simply co-incidence that I discovered today that a similar clinical trial on patients with spinal injuries is due to start in America later this year.

whereby the damaged cells will be replaced with new ones created from embryonic stem cells, is due to start in America later this year.

British scientists and surgeons from the Institute of Ophthalmology at University College of London and Moorsfield Eye Hospital also claim to have made a major breakthrough by developing a stem cell therapy to cure blindness.

This treatment, which involves replacing a layer of degenerated cells with new ones will apparently become generally available within six or seven years' time, and the entire procedure takes only half an hour.

It has already been successfully tested on rats and pigs.

Under the new treatment, embryonic stem cells are transformed into replicas of the missing cells. They are then placed on an artificial membrane that is inserted in the back of the retina.

Embryonic stem cells have the ability to develop into all types of body tissue.

In the movie Dr Myrick uses homeless people, against their will, as guinea pigs for his experiments, and they all die.

But the current technology is also controversial, however, because it involves the destruction of human embryos.

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THE HUNGER FOR VIOLENCE TRAGEDY AND SCANDAL - Monday 20 April 2009

It is common knowledge that good news does not sell. People only seem to be interested in violence, tragedy and scandal.
But where does it come from, this seemingly insatiable hunger for bad news?

I think that since a very young age, I have been trained to relate to and be drawn to violence, tragedy and scandal.
Even before I went to school, I had memorized and could recite nursery rhymes.
I loved nursery rhymes.

These are the things that I loved.

VIOLENCE
Goosey goosey gander where shall I wander,
Upstairs, downstairs and in my lady's chamber
There I met an old man who wouldn't say his prayers,
I took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs.

Three blind mice, three blind mice,
See how they run, see how they run,
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,

TRAGEDY
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King's horses, And all the King's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

SCANDAL
Peter Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her!
He put her in a pumpkin shell,
And there he kept her very well!

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children she didn't know what to do!
So she gave them some broth without any bread,
And she whipped them all soundly and sent them to bed.

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BE A TOURIST IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY - Friday 16 April 2009

Not many South Africans have ever experienced the true culture of the townships, but there is a place in Gugulethu that has been making inroads into the tourist trade for some time, has a certificate for being one of the top 100 restaurants in South Africa, and is featured on the April cover of Jamie Oliver’s magazine.

Mzoli’s Place is in essence a butchery.
The concept of having your meat braaied and eaten at the butcher is not original or unique to Mzoli’s. This custom has been practiced in many parts of Africa for decades.
But, Mzoli Ngcawuzele has certainly made it a hip and trendy experience.

So, you choose your meat and it is braaied to perfection on one of the 8 open fires in the ‘smoking room’, where you also choose your sides (usually Putu pap, chakalaka and bean salad).
While the meat is being braaied, you take a walk to one of the neighboring liquor outlets (if you did not bring your own) and buy your bread and whatever else from one of the spaza shops. You can also order drinks from the cocktail bar across the street, but the culture here is to buy in bulk. Quarts and cases are the order of the day!

There are many reasons why you should check out Mzoli’s Place. The food for example is excellent, the prices are stress-relieving, and the service, especially from Mzoli himself, is quite good, and you are made to feel equally welcome no matter who you are or how you are dressed.

Don’t expect five star amenities though. You are after-all sitting on plastic chairs in a yard in Gugulethu, and the food is served on a plastic tray - if you insist on cutlery, take your own.
But the vibe is priceless and soul-enriching.

On most weekends there is live music and dancing, so be prepared for a long afternoon.
Jamie Oliver says ‘The whole experience was totally sexy. The heat, the music, the people. And the food was heaven.’

If you want to sample a cosmopolitan South Africa with an African flavor, do yourself a favor and check out Mzoli’s place.
It’s like taking a trip overseas.

If you take the Modderdam Rd exit off the N2 out of Cape Town, turn left when you get to Klipfontein Road, over the bridge and across the railway line, pass a petrol station on your left, but carry on down Klipfontein.

Turn left at about the second road after the intersection, and you will see Mzoli's immediately on your left.

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CHINESE COLONIALISM IN SOUTH AFRICA - Thursday 16 April 2009

When a writer referred to 'Chinese colonialism' after the Dalai Lama visa fiasco, the inference did not really strike a chord with me.
Even after the Chinese government publicly admitted to asking our government to deny the visa, it still did not register.

But today the phrase 'Chinese colonialism' jumped out of my monitor.

The NPA has admitted that the statement explaining its decision to drop all charges against Jacob Zuma was copied almost word for word from a judgement handed down in Hong Kong six years ago.

In his article on Politics Web on 14 April, editor James Myburgh reveals that the British Commonwealth judgements that acting prosecutions boss Mokotedi Mpshe refers to in his statement was cited in a ruling that Justice Conrad Seagroatt handed down in Hong Kong on 13 December 2002.

"Even more strikingly the phrases quoted are almost all the same as well — give or take some self-serving summarising, truncation and rewriting by the NPA," Myburgh pointed out, comparing more than a dozen sections from Mpshe's statement and the judgment.

Responding to the article, National Prosecuting Authority spokesman Tlali Tlali told The Star: "We are recognising that what we said was based on that judgment and we are in no way attempting to pass that ruling off as our own.
We regret the oversight, but it in no way detracts from the decision that advocate Mpshe reached."

At the time of the Dalai visa issue I said The Chinese told the ANC ‘you grant visa we pull investment.’
It now seems that they also said ‘you don’t grant visa we show you how save Zuma.’

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HATS OFF TO LILI RADLOFF - Wednesday 15 April 2009

Jacob Zuma said ‘Afrikaners are the only whites that are truly South African,’ or something like that.

Chris Roper, on News24 then said ‘Jacob Zuma is trying to tribalise the whites of South Africa,’ or something like that.

Today, I read an article by Lili Radloff commenting on both statements.
In the article headed ‘I am an African’ Lili gives her personal view of being a South African living in the South Africa of today.

I find part of her statement quite profound. It makes me doubt whether I truly have the capacity to love unconditionally.
It even makes me doubt whether I can truly call myself an ‘authentic’ human being.

In her article Lili states:

‘…I love this country. And its people. And all the different cultures. I love the mshimi wami-singing polygamists. I love the joumasepoes bergies. I love the Noot vir Noot enthusiasts, the Kaizer Chiefs supporters with their vuvuzelas, the haunting notes of the Muslim prayers wafting on the early morning air. I love the hospitality of Gugulethu and Soweto, the hideous Tuscan villas of Midrand and how we all laugh at Europeans behind their backs. I love the little Jewish ladies strolling on the promenade and the white wine swilling (mostly English-speaking) trendoids in Joburg and Cape Town.’

Now personally, I can live with the hospitality of Gugs and Soweto and I don’t mind the Jewish ladies on the promenade. I find the Noot vir Noot enthusiasts pretty harmless and the Kaiser Chiefs supporters with their vuvuzelas are only mildly irritating because I don’t really go to soccer matches.
Likewise, the haunting notes of Muslim prayers and the hideous Tuscan villas in Midrand hardly makes my blood boil, the wine-swilling trendroids are a source of comedic entertainment, and I am sure I will be forgiven for not knowing that I was supposed to laugh at Eurpeans behind their backs.

But, when it comes to mshini-wamming polygamists and joumasepoesing bergies I fail miserably.

I admit.
I am incapable of such unconditional love.

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NO ADS ON TV IS AN INCONVENIENCE - Tuesday 14 April 2009

For an extended period I did not have access to Dstv.
In December last year I decided to reconnect the service.

One of M-net’s main advertising bylines is, or was ‘We don’t stop the Magic.
This of course refers to the fact that there are no commercial breaks during movies.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I find this inconvenient.

I have become used to the ad breaks on the public channels.

Not that I actually watch the ads, I normally mute the TV the minute an ad starts, but it gives me the opportunity to quickly prepare a snack, pour a drink or even just go to the toilet.
When watching a movie on an M-net channel I am stuck in front of the screen for the duration.

Globally, revenue from conventional, above the line advertising is dropping at a drastic rate of 17.7 percent annually, and already major newspapers are either shutting down or declaring bankruptcy.
Newspapers blame the internet for what they term ‘breaking the business model that has sustained the industry for decades,’ and the Newspaper Association of America is on the warpath. The enemy? Websites that use their stories without paying for them.

People now have free access to news on the net, causing a drop in circulation/sales, in turn causing a drop in advertising.

But, it is not only newspaper advertising that is dropping. Magazines, television and radio stations are headed down the same road, and even online advertising dropped by 1.8 percent last year.

Problem is that the advertising gurus are largely still thinking in the box.
The times they are a-changing.
People are tired of having adverts pushed at them when they did not request it, and when they are in the midst of something else.
And worst of all, consumers no longer trust advertisements.
Can you blame us?

The trend now is moving towards personal recommendation.
Consumers are more likely to buy a product on the recommendation of someone that they know and trust.
Someone who has tested the product, and is prepared to give an honest evaluation of it.
Therein lies the next fortune to be made in advertising.

Still, I would prefer the convenience of at least one ad break during movies. The fact that ROI for the advertiser does not justify the spend should not be my problem.

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BUNNIES AND EASTER EGGS -Friday 10 April 2009

In Northern Europe, prior to the introduction of Christianity, the ancient pagans already had their own springtime festivals.
Because it is spring in Europe at this time, the world begins to bloom once more, and spring is seen as a time of replenishing and renewal, birth and rebirth, fertility.

We know the story about ‘multiplying like rabbits’ right?
Well The Goddess of Fertility was Eostre, and her consort was nothing less than a hare called Lepus!
Some stories say that Eostre gave Lepus the ability to lay eggs!
According to some traditions, Eostre eventually cast the hare into the heavens, creating the constellation we know today as Lepus the Hare.

So that is where the name Easter, The Easter Bunny and Easter Eggs originate.

The Whole Earth Holiday Book connects the rabbit and colored eggs with the story of a poor woman who could afford no sweets for her children on Easter. She colored some eggs and hid them in a nest for her children to find.
During the hunt, the children spotted a large hare in the bushes.
They told their friends the bunny had left the eggs, and so the Easter bunny story began.

Although rabbits have long been a symbol of spring, chocolate bunnies are a relatively new phenomenon.
Easter bunnies made of pastry and sugar first became popular in southern Germany at the beginning of the 1800s.

The Easter Bunny shows up in many European Easter traditions.
However, it is not the only animal believed to bring colored eggs. Swiss children believe a cuckoo brings the eggs; Czech children wait for a lark. German children have a lot of options—hoping that a rooster, a stork, a bunny, or a fox will bring their treats.

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WHY IS IT CALLED ‘GOOD FRIDAY’ - Thursday 9 April 2009

The Friday before Easter Sunday commemorates the crucifixion of Christ, and his death at Golgotha.

In Latin speaking countries it is called Holy Friday.
In Germany it is called Mourning Friday, and in Norway it is called Long Friday.
It is also known as Black Friday, God’s Friday and Great Friday in different parts of the world.
Why then do we call it Good Friday

All of these names, besides maybe Great Friday, are instructive and understandable. So how did it come to be called "Good Friday" in English-speaking lands?

The origin of the name is murky, but there is no shortage of theories.

One of these claims that in ancient times the word good was akin to holy.
Another says that because of the similarities in the spelling of the words god and good, writers often mispellt it, and God’s Friday became Good Friday, much like God be with ye became Good-bye.
Believers today claim that it was recognized that the evils of that day led to the greatest good, the salvation of mankind. Thus, despite the bad, the day was truly good.

Enjoy your long weekend, and tomorrow I will tell you all about bunnies, eggs and the origin of the word Easter.

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GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT - Wednesday 8 April 2009

Some facts are fascinationg, while others are completely useless.
And then there are those that you wish you never knew.
Here are 10 interesting facts in each category

USELESS FACTS
· Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.
· You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
· The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
· Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts
· Charlie Brown's father was a barber.
· Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."
· Armadillos are able to contract leprosy.
· Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously
· The original name for butterfly was flutterby
· If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

FASCINATING FACTS
· The Scottish game ‘Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden’ was later abbreviated to GOLF.
· Eskimos use refrigerators to keep their food from freezing
· TIP actually stands for: To Insure Promptness. So one should tip before you eat if you want to receive prompt service.
· The Kangaroo got it's name when, in 1770, Captain James Cook asked one of his men to ask an Aboriginal what they called the strange animal. The man replied "Kangaroo" meaning, I can't understand what you are saying.
· Octopuses eat themselves if they get very upset.
· In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
· The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
· Hummingbirds are the only animals that can fly backwards.
· Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
· A car traveling at 220 kph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION
· The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
· Most lipsticks contain fish scales
· During an hours swimming at a public pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
· The average person eats 8 spiders in their lifetime while sleeping at night.
· If you have a tapeworm in your stomach it will come up when you are asleep to lick the salt off your lips.
· The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
· Bat guano (poop) is an ingredient in most upscale cosmetics. It's called "guanine".
· Romans used powdered mouse brains as toothpaste.
· Your mouth is one of the liveliest parts of your whole body. More than 100,000,000 micro-creatures live there at any one time.
· An average person's yearly food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

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PLEASURE CRUISE TO HEAVEN - Tuesday 7 April 2009
YOUR BEST FRIEND: PART TWO

Understanding love and loving yourself is the key to a successful and happy life.
Look into the mirror and picture yourself as a two-year-old. Love that child by doing everything in your power to nurture and improve that child’s life.
Do this for the rest of your life.

Life is what we make of it.
It is nothing else, nothing more and nothing less.
You don’t deserve anything.
Nobody owes you anything.
The universe does not owe you anything and you have no right to expect anything simply because you are alive.

What you do have is the power to achieve anything if you are prepared to work for it.
There are no restrictions.

If what you are striving for is simply material gain, then I suppose there are no ground rules either.
But, if you are striving for ultimate happiness, and material gain is a part of achieving your goal, there is one simple ground rule.

In a word, this is called respect.
Respect for yourself, and respect for others as your equal.
If your material gain comes at the expense of others, then chances are that you will never achieve real happiness.
The rule is very simple really, and it is rooted in loving yourself.
If you truly love yourself, then you will not do anything to harm yourself.
If you harm others, you are in essence harming your self.

Would you exploit yourself?
Would you enslave yourself?
Would you discriminate against yourself?
Would you abuse yourself?
Would you steal from yourself?
Would you rob yourself?

We all want to be loved.
By loving yourself and then encompassing others in the love that you feel for yourself, you are truly loved.

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TWO DIMENSIONS OF LIFE IN SOUTH AFRICA - Monday 6 April 2009

I’m confused.
On the one hand, we are bombarded with negative reports about the economic crunch and political uncertainty facing South Africa.
On the other hand, the world’s top cricketers are all coming here for the IPL from next week, and Mariah Carey, Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone, Clint Eastwood, Marisa Tomei and many other international celebrities casually - De Niro didn’t even bother to shave - attended the opening of a hotel in Cape Town this week.

Usually, a tournament like the Indian Premier League being played in South Africa would have been lauded as excellent for our economy.
The global television rights of this tournament alone was sold to India's Sony Entertainment Television network and Singapore-based World Sport Group for the record deal of $1.026 billion over ten yeras. $108-million of this investment is to be used to market the touranament globally.
Tickets for the four opening games at Newlands sold out in two hours.

Likewise, the opening of Sol Kerzner’s One & Only Hotel in the waterfront would be seen as a positive.
How often do we see the stars come out en masse to play in South Africa.

On top of that, 1.6-million tickets have reportedly been sold for next year’s Soccer World Cup, and we are also in line to host the Cricket World Cup.

Why then, am I still battling to survive the economic slump, while worrying about my future in a Zuma-led country, and dreading fuel shortages over the Easter Weekend.

Are there two dimensions to life in South Africa, or have I simply allowed myself to become a victim of the onslaught on my psyche?
Is it time to wake up and dust myself off?
I distinctly smell coffee.

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CORRECTIVE RAPE FOR LESBIANS - Friday 3 April 2009

NGO ActionAid has reported that there is an increase in what is referred to as ‘corrective rape’ in the townships of South Africa.

Even though South Africa was the first country in Africa to allow same-sex marriages way back in 2006, homosexuality is still widely regarded as being ‘un-African.’

The perpetrators of ‘corrective rape’ believe that if a lesbian is raped, she will ‘go straight, buy skirts and start to cook, because she would have learnt to become a woman.’

These bastards actually believe that they are performing a service that helps lesbians.

In Cape Town alone, there are at least 10 new cases of lesbians being targeted each week.

Thirty-one lesbians have been reported murdered in homophobic attacks since 1998, but support groups say the actual number is probably much higher because crimes on the basis of sexual orientation are not recognized in the South African criminal justice system, ActionAid said.
The NGO stated that police are particularly reluctant to investigate crimes against lesbians.

Of these 31 cases, only two cases were brought to South African courts and there has been only one conviction.

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POLICE OFFICER RAPES 14-YEAR-OLD - Thursday 2 April 2009

The recent incident where a policeman raped a 14-year-old after she and her grandmother reported a burglary at their home sickens me to the core.
The attitude and actions of the other policemen at the station when the grandmother tried to lay a charge of rape is even worse.
The cherry on top is the statement by the police spokesperson when asked for comment after the fact.

On Sunday, the grandmother and her daughter went to the Marrianhill police station to report the burglary. The police took her statement and introduced her to the investigating officer, who said he would be in touch should there be any further developments.

On Monday the investigating officer called her saying that he needed more information.
The woman told him that she would be sleeping over at her employer’s house as she was working late.
That night he went to their house and told the 14-year-old that he needed her fingerprints and she needed to accompany him to the police station.
At the police station he locked her in his office, turned off the lights, stripped her naked and raped her.
He then took her home in the police van, but on the way stopped at a secluded spot and raped her again.

When neighbours took the child to the same police station to report the rape, the other policemen refused to open a docket, saying that they could not lay a charge against one of their own.

The officer was introduced to the woman and her grandchild at the police station as ‘the investigating officer.’
He fetched the girl at home in a police van, took her to the police station, and raped her in his office at the police station.
He then drove her home in the police van, and raped her again in the police van.
His colleagues at the police station refused to lay a charge against ‘one of their own.’

Yet, when approached for comment, police spokesperson Superintendent Vincent Mdunge confirmed the incident, but said they needed to determine whether the perpetrator was a police officer, reservist or a criminal wearing a police uniform.

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CAN WE SURPRISE ON 22 APRIL - Wednesday 1 April 2009

Maybe, just maybe, the ANC is in for a surprise on 22 April.
It is the general consensus that the party will win the election, but I am beginning to suspect and hope that they will at least lose their two-thirds majority.

I refuse to believe that the masses can be so blind to their track record.

It is a pity that we do not have a formidable and united opposition.
If we had one, they would surely have stood a very good chance of toppling the mighty ANC.
The ruling party is overly and arrogantly confident of the loyalty of the masses, but on the ground there are signs of an ever so slight rumbling.

43% of the South African population lives on less than R20 a day, and these are the ones beginning to rumble about the ANC’s track record.

The Eastern Cape, birthplace of Nelson Mandela, has traditionally been an ANC stronghold.
The populous coastal province has helped steer the ruling ANC to landslide victories since the first all-race election in 1994 that brought Mandela to office after the end of apartheid.

Most of the poor in the Eastern Cape live in the country, and the gigantic billboards of Zuma’s face promising ‘A Better Life for All’, amid rickety mudhuts and littered roads, non-existent sanitation, no electricity, and drinking wells shared with donkeys and cattle, seem to be adding insult to injury.

Nosisa Nkomfe, a 70-year-old grandmother from Mthatha sums it up when she states very simply, "The ANC does not appreciate our loyalty... look around here, nothing at all has changed.”

Oh yes, there is an ever so slight, but definite rumbling amongst those who win elections.

Kader Khan
Editor
info@yummie.co.za

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