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But
an article on some website suggesting that Robert
Pattinson’s abs were enhanced for his
role in New Moon made my ears prick up. |
So, of course, I Googled it.
We, or rather I, am actually far far behind.
Kezaam!
Abs
in a Box Kit
Whether you want the appearance of sexy definition,
a six-pack or simple body shading for a more slim,
fit appearance, this kit is incredibly easy to use
and gives you completely waterproof, undetectable
and incredibly believable definition.
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Now, if you are slim, like Robert, you may
just be able to get away with it, but what about the pot-bellied
species out there.
Is there a quick fix for them?
I couldn’t find anything on the web, so being the
entrepreneur that I am, I have come up with a brilliant
idea to make a fortune over night.
Lets take this guy for example. How can
I sell him Abs in a Box that will actually have the desired
effect.
It’s simple really.
My box will contain make-up in all the colours of the rainbow
as well as a complete step-by-step guide on how to apply
it for professional-looking results.
All the client has to do is match the colours
to his surroundings and then paint the appropriate body
parts.
No one will notice that his body has been enhanced with
make-up and I will be a tycoon.
