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MEET MADIBA OR KISS CHARLIZE?

The Charlize Theron African Outreach Project recently joined forces with the OneXOne Foundatio in San Francisco to raise funds to bring soccer pitches and clean water to the children of South Africa by 2010.

Jeremy Priven auctioned off two walk-on roles in his upcoming movie ‘Entourage’ and raised R2.2-million.

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When it was Charlize’s turn, her offering of a trip to South Africa to watch a game at the soccer world cup and a meet-and-greet with Madiba could only raise a highest bid of R296 000.

‘For fuck’s sake’ an audibly upset Charlize said over the mic. ‘ You can do better than that. There is no way I am leaving here with Jeremy Piven getting a higher bid.’

She then offered to throw in a 20-second smooch, and that grabbed the attention of the bidders.

Charlize was a bit shocked when an unknown woman offered the highest bid of R1.1-million, but she sportingly went ahead and locked lips with the woman as the cheering crowd counted down the seconds.

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In the meantime, Madiba’s people have said that the meet-and-greet with the statesman was not authorised and will not take place as Mandela’s time was ‘not for sale.’

I don’t think the woman would mind very much.
She got her smooch with Charlie Tronn.

Kader Khan
Editor
info@yummie.co.za

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