When he turned 40, he could
reach orgasm just by reading the menu at Sukothai or Wang
Thai.
But in all his life, Willoughby had never
been with an oriental woman.
So, when at age 50, he was retrenched from
his janitor job and received almost R200k as an early retirement
package, Willowby decided that it was high time to realize
his fantasy.
He allocated R100k for a two-week holiday
in Bangkok.
The balance would be enough to sustain his meagre existence
for the rest of his life, he reckoned.
Not being paraskevidekatriaphobic, Willoughby
ignored his mom’s warnings and arned with a stash
of Cialis he flew first-class to Bangkok on Friday 13th.
He
booked into a 5-star hotel, and over two weeks paid
93 beautiful Thai girls to ‘love him long time.’
Willoughby was in heaven.
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A week after returning home, he woke up
one morning to find his member covered in huge green bumps
that were oozing a foul, slimy liquid.
Alarmed, Willoughby rushed off to his GP.
The GP was mystified.
‘I’ve never seen anything like this in my life,’
he said.
‘I think amputation is the only recourse. We will
have to castrate you.’
‘Quack!’ thought Willoughby,
and he made an appointment to see a specialist.
The specialist had also never seen anything
like Willoughby’s dick and concurred that amputation
was the only recourse.
The operation would cost R100k.
Willoughby refused to give up hope and on
his grandmother’s recommendation he went to see a
Chinese acupuncturist in Durbanville and explained what
the other doctors had told him.
.
This guy took one look at Willoughby’s dick and said
‘Ah so. I know velly well. I see many time. Thaiplick.
You got Thaiplick.’
Willoughby was relieved.
‘So I don’t have to be castrated?’
he enquired hopefully.
‘No.’ said the Chinese doctor,
‘Other doctors wlong. No need cut off plick. No need
spend R100k.'
‘Just wait two weeks. Plick fall of by itself.’
