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Friday 17 February 2012
FEATURE BABE GALLERIES

HILARIOUS GOOGLE TRANSLATION

Yesterday, I posted the poem Ganiefie Byl en Sy Girl, which is written in Cape Flats Afrikaans slang, and tells the story of a love affair on the Cape Flats.

Then, a reader sent me Google’s translation of the poem to English.

I was literally LMAO.
This is by far funnier than the actual poem. I just had to post it.

Food for Thought
Eggs cannot be unscrambled

GANIEFIE AXE AND HIS GIRL
Ganiefie a big thick neck
He pulled twintag Baatjies finished
All the guys fear him
, the Meire? Do you think he is stupid?

Last Saarag byrie matinee show
Monkey Do his thick neck, just like
he grabbed for Myra to the chest
I say tiefkat. tonight I'm yours

But Myra to her side AFC brings
When your tata an evil thing
do you know my husband, he is a worl '
I! ... Is Ganiefie Axe's girl

But HP would just not understand
Is that his fault began
Loupe call your husband and tell him
at Monkey he comes again.

Ganiefie put innie klawerjas game
when Myra button scene appear
What now takes place tiefkat?
Nei, old moss Monkey will take you to

You see those Burk
Does he long to try for me fyftag sturk
I say old Axe, released that move
Burk That just try to Prove himself
to say I want you for my control?
stick I let you you rock and roll.

That's converted marrag byrie border
Stand Monkey and his hand long peas
brigades I say, let us stand
firmly make that stop
and make it enjoyable

Ganiefie had a crew dizzy
Is List Is Dout Is Mannekou
Is Haare Grabouw's gate
He pulled dertag years for murder

When Monkey saw the pace is hot
Then he soemma short tonight
I say old Axe, I have the flu
if you take me, I push you

Ganiefie for Monkey bath created
the monkey He's jaw in three cracked
Monkey Do you make a joke?
Ganiefie is soemma soon gecloak

Ganiefie is a great thick neck
He is biesag his one and dertagste baatjie sheet.
Still, where is he now, he's already innie pan
and Myra?
The tiefkat an udder man

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